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Escape Velocity

A curated Collection of Fantasy and Science Fiction Media

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While Saruman is defeated, the armies of Mordor are still advancing into the lands of Gondor. As the remaining members of the Fellowship prepare for war, Aragorn has to decide if he’s ready to claim his kingly heritage.

Near to the lion’s den, Frodo is carrying the One Ring closer and closer to its final destination. However, how much longer can he withstand the toll this task is taking on him?

(Nota bene: this review relates to the extended edition of the movie. Though I’ve once seen the theatrical editions of the The Lord of the Rings trilogy, the extended editions always have my preference, as I’ve seen them more times than I can count.)

As I’ve also stated in the Collection post: I absolutely love these movies. The writing, the acting, the music, the cinematography, the art and the landscapes, the lack of toxic masculanity; everything is simply magnificent.

All in all, The Return of the King might be my least favourite installment in this trilogy, because it’s dominated by a lot of fighting and battle scenes. On the other hand, some of my absolutely favourite moments are inherently bound to these same scenes, so I’m not really complaining. It’s impressive how Peter Jackson managed to make all these scenes aesthetically pleasing, while at the same time maintaining J.R.R Tolkien’s anti-war sentiments. Yes, at times fighting can have a noble cause, but bloodshed knows no beauty. Special kudos to Bernard Hill, Miranda Otto and Karl Urban for excellently demonstrating this specific side of the story.

Remarkable enough, I have no problems whatsoever with the main complaint many have with The Return of the King, namely its long ending (or rather, the fact that it has several). By now you’ll have spent enough time with these characters that a proper send-off is well-earned.

The Return of the King is an epic conclusion to an epic story, and honestly I’m quite excited to rewatch this trilogy soon!

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The Fellowship of the Ring has been broken and its members scattered. Frodo and Sam continue their way towards Mordor to destroy the One Ring, but soon find themselves in need of a guide. An unlikely candidate crosses their path.

Meanwhile, the quest of Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli to rescue Merry and Pippin from Saruman’s Orcs leads them into the war-torn lands of Rohan.

(Nota bene: this review relates to the extended edition of the movie. Though I’ve once seen the theatrical editions of the The Lord of the Rings trilogy, the extended editions always have my preference, as I’ve seen them more times than I can count.)

As I’ve also stated in the Collection post: I absolutely love these movies. The writing, the acting, the music, the cinematography, the art and the landscapes, the lack of toxic masculanity; everything is simply magnificent.

I might belong to a minority in this, but The Two Towers is my favorite installment in The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Its themes of hope against all hope, withstanding grief and decline in an attempt to do some last good before the end, as well as the battle of nature against industrialism get me everytime. The dramatic low points are extremely dark and desperate, but somehow remain relatable. The Two Towers is an excellent example of how an otherwise boring story of good versus evil can explore themes that are still applicable to real life.

War and battle are central aspects of this movie, so expect a lot of fighting scenes. Similar to The Fellowship of the Ring, these scenes contain choreography that is pleasing to the eye, with little to no gore.

Don’t be afraid if fighting isn’t necessarily your thing. Luckily there are many other things to look forward to, such as the excellent performance of Andy Serkis as Gollum/Smeagol.

Also: burárum…

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The king is dead, Prince Verity is missing in action, and Prince Regal has left the coastal duchies to their own devices against the Red Ship Raiders. Meanwhile, Fitz has trouble forgetting his treatment in Regal’s dungeons.

The Farseer family needs him now more than ever, but Fitz finds himself in an unique situation. In a world that believes him to be dead, he finally has the chance to start anew. On the other hand, this might be the perfect opportunity to enact his revenge on those who hurt him…

 

If you’ve read Royal Assassin, it won’t have escaped your attention that we left the Six Duchies and our characters in quite a precarious state. This book picks up almost precisely where the last one ended, and (as the title adeptly announces) will bring us a quest that will decide everyone’s fate.

For the first time since we’ve known him, Fitz will be dependent on his own capabilities and insights before he is reunited with some of the other characters we’ve come to love. Some people might find the pacing of these chapters erring on the slow side, I think, but they contain some important (character) developments. Furthermore, this book treats us to some intriguing worldbuilding lore.

If you ask me, one of Robin Hobb’s greatest strengths as a writer is the way she constructs life-like endings. The ending of an epic-scale plot point does not necessarily result in a neatly rounded conclusion for its characters, and I feel many authors often forget about this. Sure, Robin Hobb will provide you with closure, but as long as the characters still live, they will have stories to tell. These low-key ambiguous endings are part of why my thoughts, sooner or later, always return to Robin Hobb’s books. The conclusion of Assassin’s Quest is a wonderful example of such a pleasantly haunting ending.

If you liked The Farseer Trilogy (as you should), don’t hesitate to continue with the other books in The Realm of the Elderling series. Eventually, you’ll arrive at Fool’s Errand, which might just be my favourite!

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Frodo Baggins is a halfling from a peaceful land who gets entangled in the affairs of the Big Folk when it turns out the ring of his uncle is the key to defeating the Dark Lord Sauron forever.

What follows is a quest through unkown and dangerous lands, to ensure the Ring won’t fall into the wrong hands.

(Nota bene: this review relates to the extended edition of the movie. Though I’ve once seen the theatrical editions of the The Lord of the Rings trilogy, the extended editions always have my preference, and I’ve seen them more times than I can count.)

 

As I’ve also stated in the Collection post: I absolutely love these movies. The writing, the acting, the music, the cinematography, the art and the landscapes, the lack of toxic masculinity; everything is simply magnificent.

 

The Fellowship of the Ring’s greatest strength (compared to its sequels) is the sense of magical adventure that is so eminent at its core. Though the stakes are ultimately high, the protagonists’ journey is still small scale. They travel through stunning wildernesses and explore impressive deserted civilizations without being drawn into complicated politics and subplots. The goal and obstacles are clear, but many other things are still clouded by mystery.

 

Whenever I’m trekking through mountains or forests with my friends, I fondly think of the Fellowship’s adventures in this movie.

 

If you are in the unique position of having never seen these movies, don’t be discouraged by the lore exposition The Fellowship of the Ring begins with. Even if things are unclear at first, you’ll catch up on the details later on. This movie works well if you simply let the story wash over you, similar to how Frodo is pulled into an adventure he hardly understands. It’s a unique feeling I’d gladly experience all over again, given the chance.

There is really only one reason to be reviewing The Fellowship of the Ring, and that is to celebrate the masterpiece it is.

I am uploading this review at the occasion of the movie’s 20th anniversary, which is a mind-boggling fact in and of itself – do these movies feel two decades old to you? Watching them now, it sometimes feels like the men’s haircuts are the aspect of the movie that aged most poorly. Even the CGI, which is the obvious weak spot, has held up incredibly well.

 

As I’ve said in our Collection post, I feel Peter Jackson has, with his movie trilogy, created the ultimate fantasy experience. I am thinking of things to highlight as stand-out achievements, but I keep finding every aspect is worthy of note. If I would have to pick, I would have to say the three most notable achievements of this movie are the costume- and prop design, which has set the standard for every fantasy film coming after; the way Middle Earth was brought to life in the gorgeous sets and locations in New Zealand, and finally, the music, which I think is hands down the best soundtrack in all of cinema, ever.

 

I particularly love Fellowship, because while its scale is often much smaller than the other two parts in the trilogy, it already gives you an idea of the great depth of the world, gives you mysterious characters and shots that make you wonder. It makes you feel like the hobbits, thrown into a wonderous and dangerous world of mighty lords and great warriors. At the same time, it links the quaint world of the Shire to the wonders of Rivendell, the vastness of Khazad-Dûm and the foreboding marble of Orthanc. It introduces wizards, elves, orcs, trolls, uruks – all without appearing overwhelming. It makes you feel like the hobbits could make a difference if they hold on to each other. It celebrates the love between friends and companions, allows its characters to mourn. I could go on for twenty more pages and I would not be done.

 

It is, as I said, a masterpiece. If there is one movie I could see for the first time again, it would be The Fellowship of the Ring.

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As Fitz recovers from his mission to the Mountain Kingdom, he soon discovers there’s no escaping from Buckkeep politics. With the arrival of Princess Kettricken, the ongoing war with the Red Ship Raiders, and Prince Regal’s dubious machinations, Fitz’s aid is needed more than ever.

Fitz still dreams of a more ordinary life, but can he ever truly escape his duties as a royal assassin?

It’s somewhat a habit of me to like the second part of a trilogy the best, and the same goes for Royal Assassin. This book takes all of the build-up in Assassin’s Apprentice and takes it up a notch. We also learn more about familiar characters such as Burrich, Patience and Kettricken, and are thoroughly blessed with the arrival of new characters such as Nighteyes. Fitz is growing up, the war with the Red-Ship Raiders is getting uglier, and all the stakes get higher.

If you enjoyed Assassin’s Apprentice, Royal Assassin will give you a thrilling continuation of Fitz’s story!

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Peri (short for Hesperia) is an agoraphobic young woman whose home starts to show up in a new location every day. She forces herself outside in search of her missing brother and has small adventures everywhere she goes.

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If I would have to summarize this audio drama in one word, it would be ‘delicate’. It is a wonderful experience to follow Peri in her surreal world. Every place and every person you meet is dreamlike and real at the same time. They are normal, but just off. In addition to the writing, the music and sound design help to create that feel of the mundane with a hint of magic. They are beautifully interwoven with the writing; subtle when it needs to be, powerful when the story reaches an emotional climax.


Peri is a kind, but hesitant hero. She is anxious and really does not want to go outside, meet new people and discover new places, but she has to. We follow and feel her struggles. She is constantly thinking and debating with herself, talking herself up at one moment and desperate at the other. Her (and other) mental struggles are also outwardly projected on the places and persons she comes across. The adventures are metaphors for how we cope with things such as exclusion, self-doubt, identity or depression.


During the first season, we see Peri grow as a person. In the second season she has accumulated enough confidence to extend that growth to others. Now she has the strength to confront the real issues lying underneath her fears and makes a visit to the past. I am really looking forward to what the third and final season will bring!

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Review: Disenchanted – Disney

In ‘Enchanted’, former storybook princess Giselle leaves her fairy tale life behind to find a happily ever after in the real world with a single dad and his pre-teen daughter. In this movie, Giselle has a baby of her own and a now gloomy teenage stepdaughter. To try and escape an existence in a rut, Giselle makes her family move to a small suburban village. Furthermore, she uses a magic wand to wish a fairy tale life for her family. Alas, as often tends to happen with wishes, things don’t work out as she intends…

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Review: The Golden Fleece of Thule / Het Gulden Vlies van Thule – Thea Beckman

Part 3 in the Children of Mother Earth Trilogy – Elvira is the daughter of the Badener vice-governor of Uppernavik, one of the Annexed Territories in Thule. Life in the annexed territories is primitive, in no small part due to constant sabotage by Thulenian terrorists. When she resolves to learn the Thulenian language in an attempt to understand the foe, she could not have foreseen the path that that decision would set her on.

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Review: The Test – Sylvain Neuvel

In order to obtain UK citizenship, a man sits a difficult immigration test. Before he finishes, though, the session is disturbed by some unexpected visitors and the afternoon takes a grim turn…

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Review: Fool’s Quest – Robin Hobb

After the events of Fool’s Assassin, Fitz finds himself back at Buckkeep Castle with his old friend, the Fool. The Fool warns him that the pale folk are looking for a child known as the Unexpected Son. Meanwhile, Fitz’s young daughter Bee is left at Fitz’s estate Withywoods, but she won’t be alone for long…

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Review: The Last of Us – HBO Max

Global society collapsed after a fungus turning people into zombies spread like a wildfire. Joel is a world-weary smuggler used to a life out of sight of what remains of the authorities. Ellie, on the other hand, is a sassy teenager growing up in a dreary post-apocalyptic world, whose importance neither she nor Joel can grasp. When Joel is tasked to take Ellie on a dangerous trip across country, he is (understandably) less than thrilled.

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Review: The infernal paradise/Het helse paradijs – Thea Beckman

Part 2 in the Children of Mother Earth Trilogy – Several years after the failed expedition of the Badenfelder, the Egon of the expansionist Great Badener Empire equips a new fleet of five steam-powered warships to once again set out for the mythical land of Thule. Young linguist Kilian Werfel is attached to the fleet to facilitate intercultural communication. But from the moment the Badeners’ new fleet draws near the paradise island nation, things start going south rapidly.

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